Since I'm driving through Illinois right now and have nothing better to do I thought I would share some of my thoughts about the current state of corn.
Did you know that corn is incredibly boring to look at? Even more so when it isn't currently alive. This dead corn is so boring in fact that it has proven to me that Illinois is a useless state that needs not be part of the union...
Also did you know that corn is one of the contributing factors to American obesity? During the industrial revolution corn became the cheapest and easiest food product to manufacture. Not only that but the cheapest way to manufacture corn is to break down the kernel. This leads to a food product that isn't necessarily nutritious but it sure doesn't cost much. If you don't believe me please read the book In Defense Of Food by Michael Pollan. I'm sure you will find that many of the facts written by me aren't true, but he also hates corn.
Did you know that my brothers favorite vegetable is corn? He has been eating it since he was a child. Before meals he would always get the say as to which veggie my mother prepared. He would always choose corn...I wanted peas. Peas are a delightful and wholesome choice, corn is the devil. This leads me to ask the question, is my brother a bad person?
All thoughts written in this article are the sole opinions of the author. None of this is true, but in the authors mind it somehow makes sense. Mom and Dad if you're reading this I'm just kidding.
Did you know that corn is incredibly boring to look at? Even more so when it isn't currently alive. This dead corn is so boring in fact that it has proven to me that Illinois is a useless state that needs not be part of the union...
Also did you know that corn is one of the contributing factors to American obesity? During the industrial revolution corn became the cheapest and easiest food product to manufacture. Not only that but the cheapest way to manufacture corn is to break down the kernel. This leads to a food product that isn't necessarily nutritious but it sure doesn't cost much. If you don't believe me please read the book In Defense Of Food by Michael Pollan. I'm sure you will find that many of the facts written by me aren't true, but he also hates corn.
Did you know that my brothers favorite vegetable is corn? He has been eating it since he was a child. Before meals he would always get the say as to which veggie my mother prepared. He would always choose corn...I wanted peas. Peas are a delightful and wholesome choice, corn is the devil. This leads me to ask the question, is my brother a bad person?
All thoughts written in this article are the sole opinions of the author. None of this is true, but in the authors mind it somehow makes sense. Mom and Dad if you're reading this I'm just kidding.
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